What is the weirdest inner monologue you've had?

When I was in high school, a classmate mentioned how another one of our schoolmates looked like a snapping turtle. I couldn't get that out of my mind and then I kept thinking of random people and wondering if they looked like animals and would put the attributes of animals with them, too.

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